I Turned 31!

I look very attractive at all times. I know I haven't EVEN hit my prime.

I drank only the best wine.

I ate the finest foods veganism has to offer.

I ate some more.

And then I ate even more.

 It was a fun night with the fam. See what's on in the background? THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS! You know who I saw perform their new single that night? NO DOUBT!

What an incredible night.

Of course, this all took place a couple days after my actual date of birth. That night was full of elegant debauchery, including dinner at Big Lantern and an Ian Fays show!